Things I either know, do not understand, both, or neither:
- I currently live with four other people. I live in a four person apartment. One of my roommates does not pay rent.
- My Japanese roommate sings along to female J-Pop at the top of his lungs - in the original octave.
- I have so many single and attractive gay male friends in my life. I have not been on a date in months.
- Sex is the motivation for all human action.
- I feel so much forward motion in my life, yet I can still trick myself into thinking that my life is completely stagnant.
- Depression is the new pink.
- I don't look that great in old pictures.
- I look pretty good now.
- I need a haircut.
- People think I'm talented and funny.
- I am talented and funny.
- I pretended to masturbate in front of a packed house last night. That was fine.
- I don't think I could ever be a stripper.
- More and more I'm caring less and less.
- Something tells me that last statement is stolen.
- I don't care.
-I'm really amazed that I unintentionally stole from Hoku.
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2 comments:
word, to all of the above!
I believe that last line was indeed stolen from Hoku's 1999 classic "The Burrito Song."
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